Holes

Sometimes I feel like drilling a hole in my head to relieve the pressure. Gruesome I know but I have to be honest. I have had a headache for the last three days and while it isn't a migraine this time the pressure is crazy. In light of the desire to put a hole in my head, I find it somewhat ironic that all of this may be caused by a different hole. Turns out another cause of migraines is having a hole in your heart. You heard me, a hole in your heart. I have been told it isn't bad to fix but my guess is that it is expensive. Who knows? Maybe this is the cause of all my distress. I may as well go and see the cardiologist. Heaven knows that the neurologist wasn't going to be able to find anything. After two clean MRIs I have no idea what he was hoping to accomplish. Off to the heart doctor it is! I guess it will all be worth it if fixing a hole in my heart keeps me from drilling one in my head.

Who needs sleep? Everyone

Have you ever wondered why we need 6-8 hours of sleep in a night? How much easier would life be if we only had to sleep four hours to feel completely rested? I would be able to get more homework done, my apartment would be vacumed all of the time, I could spend more time with Anthony, and I wouldn't be yawning at work. What a life...alas, it is not to be.